netmeister.org - miscellaneous - laugh

          who
 
          if (ex)
                    ee
          else {
                    while (! done) {
                    	finger
                    	more
                    	finger
                    	less
                    	unzip
                    	resize || enable column
                    	show size
                    	gasp
                    	while (!floppy) {
                    		touch
                    		find
                    		open
                    		login
                    		onconnect echo nice
                    		yes
                    		combine
                    		flex
                    		make nohup mv
 
                    		switch quota:
                    			case gulp
                    				break
                    			case yacc
                    				break
                    			case talk
                    				answer dir tty
                    	}

                    	if (floppy && !done) {
                    		help
                    		reset
                    	}
                    }
                    logout
                    clear
                    sleep
          }