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If medical jobs were like tech jobs...

September 28, 2015

Human Anatomy Engineer

The Human Anatomy Engineering team is responsible for the daily maintenance of all human resources across our organization, with a special focus on their anatomical and mechanical repair, monitoring, and fault tolerance. As a member of the team, you will have a chance to directly impact the lifes of all our customers, to make the World a Bettr Place.

Responsibilities

  • define and implement cost-efficient repair procedures
  • reduce mean time between failure across all resources
  • anticipate, design, develop and test new procedures across all areas of expertise
  • direct junior staff in the application of new chemical remedies to common failure modes
  • assist with planning for cost-efficient upgrades
  • rduce superfls vwls
  • work in an open office plan

Required Skills & Experience

  • 3+ years of poking humans with sharp objects
  • experience operating robotic laser scalpel
  • good knowledge of common medical remedies (leeches, garlic, snakeoil)
  • must have previously diagnosed a fever
  • basic knowledge of TYLENOL (all versions), ASPIRIN 2.0, Oxycodone, Caffeine, blood types
  • BA, MD preferred or equivalent work experience
  • experience performing brain surgery a plus

We are facing incredible challenges as we strive to disrupt the Human Maintenance industry. Come join us at A Bettr Person, Inc.

September 28, 2015


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